Feb 3, 2008

My love Luigi doing the same thing I've been doing all week instead of going out to useless clubs

Where before January 1st the thought of not going out was beyond painful to think about, now the idea of going out is excruciating to me. Unlike most new year's resolutions, my health ones have actually come to fruition. First of all, I finished my month long raw food detox (yey!) and am still continuing raw eating. I have stuck with my new routine of getting up early in the morning for ballet class, working on the magazine all through the afternoon, taking more classes/going to dance rehearsals at night, and best of all staying in in in! You know how people channel one addiction towards another? Well I think my new thing is cooking. Anything and everything. I'm on a very intense housewife alert, and there's an immense sense of power wielding a giant 10-inch knife in the kitchen. A housewife is not just a housewife...the chopping knife is her sword, emblematic of a modern day Medea, Helena of Troy, Cassandra, whoever. We symbolize men's fear of castration via the simple act of making a stew. Say something wrong and you'll be bff's with John Bobbitt.

And tv. Ah, glorious television! I didn't even know what that was up until recently. My thumb has lost a significant amount of weight with my ADD channel surfing style, and I am wallowing in the murk that all the entertainment gossip channels give us. I live for Britney and her 7-11 runs, she is the sole reason that people of all ages are ignoring important issues in our world today. Who cares about the war, poverty and societal ills...who did Bret Michaels kick out of "Rock of Love" this week? I love blondes with no self esteem!

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