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Is She Faking It?
"I know this can be an incredibly sensitive topic to the fragile male sexual ego, but let me explain a few things. First off, just because we fake it doesn't mean you aren't good"...
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Is Your Man on the Down-Low?
"Oh honey, all these men got wives, girlfriends, they know what they're doing! They go and get their *+*ks sucked by someone like me, then go home to their women like aint nothing happened!"...
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The Insanely Jealous Boyfriend/Girlfriend
We've all had them. We still have them. We are them. I'm not talking about the occasional bouts of jealousy. I'm talking about that irritating, stressful...
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10 Sex Tips for Oblivious Men
March 2008: The best way to drive in a point is to repeat it over and over again. That's why women have perfected the art of nagging...
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Bar Etiquette 101
February 2008: There are a few advantages to living around alcoholics. For one thing, I knew how to shuffle cards and the draw a straight flush in poker by the time I was seven years old...
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What is Clittage?
January 2008: When a woman strokes her clit on you, this is called "clittage" (yes, it's an actual word. I did not make this up.)
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Friends with Benefits
December 2007: Once thought to be taboo, "friends with benefits" seems to have become more common than the formal relationship. And why not?
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The Great Sex Quiz
November 2007: Take the Great Sex Quiz from Luna and see if you know some of the most basic information about men, women and sex.
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10 Girlie Secrets Revealed
October 2007: Last month's column - on the top ten lies women tell men - seems to have struck a chord with some of the more hypersensitive males. So to pacify the paranoia...
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She's Lying to You
September 2007: While browsing through the relationships section of the bookstore, I had the unfortunate luck of finding a book that forever traumatized my already bitter outlook of men.
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From the Shifty Files
August 2007: Degenerate DJ and notorious rake Shifty Johnson answers letters.
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Is She Bisexual?
June 2007: Two hot girls making out in a club is as passé as bartenders wearing wristbands on their forearms.
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Mystery, not History
May 2007: Do yourselves a favor: Keep that pretty mouth shut.
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Cunnilingus Tips
February 2007: Nothing makes for a good night than getting your kitty-cat eaten out.
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MySpace is Like HIV!
January 2007: Luna does not care if she's in your Top 8.
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5 Lies a True Dog Tells
December 2006: I was going to call this list "Five Lies that Men Tell", but a real man won't tell these lies and dogs can be any gender.
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The Zen of the Blow-Off
November 2006: Shifty Johnson sticks to what he knows: sleazy break-ups and eastern thought.
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Premature Ejaculation
October 2006: Proven Techniques for Lasting Longer.
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