10 Obvious Sex Tips for Stubborn Men

The best way to drive in a point is to repeat it over and over again. That's why women have perfected the art of nagging. We do this not to get on your nerves, but rather because you still never get it!

Below are ten sex tips that I'm sure you've heard before. Maybe your bedroom game is getting rusty, your girlfriend isn't feeling you, or that hot chick you finally scored with refuses to return your calls. Whatever the case may be, here are some suggestions for you to really DO and not just read. Comprende? Good luck my stud muffin!

1.) Hygiene. You think it might be all right to skip a day or two of showering. After all, it's winter, right? Wrong! Being immaculately clean is a must. There is nothing grosser than her catching a whiff of something and wondering if it was you.

2.) One study found that one in ten women feels embarrassed about her body - so much so that she turns the lights off before undressing. So don't just pull her shirt up or tug her skirt down. Women are extremely vulnerable when naked, so make sure you compliment her on how beautiful and sexy she is.

3.) We all like to party, and oftentimes it can get excessive. Guys, please limit drinks and recreationals to a cock-standing minimum. Or choose: the girl or the party. It is such a turn-off when the guy is trying to get all on her with no goods to show. And he still keeps trying! When you aren't looking, she is rolling her eyes thinking, "Are you kidding me?!"

4.) When fingering her, don't stab her with your digits. And when attempting a genital handshake, for God's sake - cut your nails!

5.) Never force sex. Make her want it or suggest it. The minute you push, you come off as a tacky, desperate dog. When she says no, don't think you can still squirm your worm in her. Be a real man and just whack your jack later.

6.) Sexual gymnastics are stupid. Contorting and switching up positions and techniques every two minutes is NOT sexy. It's uncomfortable and takes away the intimacy of the moment.

7.) Thrusting for hours does not make you a stud muffin. What it does is make the vagina numb and sore.

8.) NEVER EVER move your partner's head towards your nether regions as a hint. If she wants to, she'll do it. And don't ask her, either. All you can do is say a silent prayer to the oral gods.

9.) If you offer to eat her out right away (with NO expectations), you will earn an automatic 100,000,000 points. You will be seen as a sexual pleasure giver, and every woman wants that.

10.) When in bed, please take your socks off.

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